Ryan Rex Wrex That Dang Screamo Guy Blend Coffee and Tumbler

Meet your new favorite cup of chaotic energy—That Darn Screamo Guy Blend, a tribute to the man who’s probably still waiting for a poke back while blasting your band’s latest single in Post HardcorePOSTING.

Crafted for those who live and breathe post-hardcore, this dark roast doesn’t sacrifice complexity for intensity. You’ll get a bold, toasty kick with nutty undertones and rich cocoa depth—full-bodied enough to fuel late-night band promo sprees and early morning Facebook group invites.

Whether you’re promoting underground tracks, hyping your homies’ EP drops, or just reminiscing about the glory days of scene life, this coffee keeps your heart rate screaming and your taste buds moshing.

Brew it strong, sip it loud—because emo never dies.